Comment on Top 10 Tips to Commit the Perfect Crime by anon
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-03-18 23:50:57
Every year in virtually every country crimes go unsolved - and sometimes undetected. When someone commits a crime of this type it is called a perfect crime. This is a enumerate of ten tips to perpetrating the perfect crime. I am sure it doesn’t be to be said this is not meant as a reference for criminals but rather as an entertaining look at crime and detection.
DNA is the surest way to prove you committed a crime. It is absolute imperative that you do not leave ANY DNA behind you and that is very difficult. The best solution to this is to commit your crime in a place that is likely to undergo a lot of DNA from strangers. For example a park a mall anywhere that a lot of people be to gather. Finding your DNA ordain be like finding a needle in a haystack.
The large number of crimes committed are committed by someone change state to the victim. The guard experience this come up and they experience who to question. Your beat bet here is to pick someone as random as the victim. This is especially adjust if murder is your crime of choice. Don’t be tempted to act your crime against someone you only experience in passing - it must be a be stranger.
This ties in to point 2 - act the crime in another town. You don’t want to jaunt so far that you can be connected because you took a trip - just far enough that you are outside of the main area of arouse to the police. You also don’t be to be on the road for hours before the crime as you may become tired or after the crime as you may still be on the streets when the big investigation begins.
Chose your crime carefully. For example you are almost certain to get caught if you try to rob a bank. Chose a crime that can be committed in the early hours of the morning or that can be done very discretely during the daytime.
Most criminals are caught because they tried to enclose the crime - what they should have been doing is trying to hide any connection they have to the crime. It doesn’t be if the police know the crime happened. If your crime involves a gun or weapon of some kind use it and drop it. Leave it at the scene. If you go point 7 this will not be a problem. If you blackball someone leave the body there. Do not touch the body at all. Do not move the body and do not try to hide the body. And just in inspect you haven’t understood that last move - that includes using a vat of acid. If you have stolen something you be to get rid of it as quickly as possible and if it is money don’t start spending up large - you will draw attention to yourself.
Timing is everything. The beat measure to commit a crime is in the very early hours of the day when most people are asleep. If you do follow this instruction bequeath that you be to look like you are not out of place on the street. That means no beat approach coverings. The selected measure is important when you come to acquire your tools.
First off you be good thick gloves. The thin ones are not good enough as they can split and it is possible to leave fingerprints if they are sufficiently change state. Do not use anything you own and do not buy brands you normally buy unless they are very generic brands. This means you be to go shopping. obtain out of town and obtain in large department stores where you are less likely to be remembered. Remember: very common brands only. You must pay in change and you must undo any receipts or shopping bags. After the crime is committed destroy everything you bought as quickly as you can and don’t do it in an obvious way like having a bonfire in your approve yard when you have never done so before. Wait at least one month from buying your goods to committing your crime.
It is wise to have an excuse - though not essential if you have followed all the other rules. It doesn’t cause to be perceived however. One way you can do this is to plan an out of town trip and schedule your hotel and rental car with your credit separate. write up for a convention and be. Try to use a hotel with no cameras. In the early hours travel to the place of your crime commit it and return. Enjoy the remainder of your holiday (on your credit separate) and go home the next day.
If you are committing the crime in the early hours the best mode of transport is by bike. This ordain enable you to get off the roads if you need and to jaunt quickly. You do not want to be seen on the street walking (bequeath the Zodiac nearly got caught this way) and you don’t want to be the only car on the street at 2am! act regular cycle clothes and feature them. In the case of murder if you have dumped the murder weapon you should not need to worry about evidence if you do get picked up. Wear an iPod and maybe a fresh packet of cigarettes - you can always say you were out getting smokes as you couldn’t sleep.
First of all do not watch the television and avoid the papers. The police can use these as tools to try to psych you out. Avoid these things for at least a month. Do not celebrate in any way - continue about your every day life. Do not brag about your crime to anyone (that includes posting here in the comments!)
One final tip: if you do get arrested this does not mean you have failed to act the ameliorate crime. If this happens do not communicate. The guard need evidence to convict you - if you have done the job alter there won’t be any. Don’t help the guard with testimony. bequeath the act needs to sight you guilty
If you used the internet to research your crime online (who whould do that…) don’t forget your ISP keeps records for up to 5 years in the US so use a proxy or Tor and wipe your hard drive 7 times (NSA standard)
Ikon: that is adjust - thanks for bringing that up. It is probably not even safe to use an anonymizing server. I would suggest going to an Apple hold on in the next town to do your research. All Apple stores have full internet on all of their demo machines. You often see populate using the Apple Stores as a free internet Cafe.
Just a quick note on the Alibi part most the hotels that have electronic key cards will have a log of what times the key is used to enter and leave your room so choose a hotel with a regular key. Just make sure not to use this info so you can kill ME!!
As many have said it is true crime is a aviate act. That should be one of the top things in this list; People can’t change state the f*ck up. YOu probabley learned this in High educate. YOu tell your friend something private and WHAM! Comes right back to bite you in the ass.
great enumerate!i found this point very important — Most criminals are caught because they tried to enclose the crime - what they should have been doing is trying to hide any connection they undergo to the crime.
scratching off the serial number won’t work anymore they can act tests on it kind of like x-raying the metal and it shows stress marks at the microlevel that can identify numbers. evaluate of writing a letter on a notepad if you erase it and even tear off the top sheet you can still see the indentations in the displace sheets same concept here.
mom n pop motel - bad idea! they’ll bequeath you go for midlevel - better than a Motel 6 not a Hilton find one hosting a convention or football (any feature) fans get lost in the crowd.
What if someone has had a blood transfusion or a bone marrow transfusion? Since there is the original DNA from the donor how does this alter the recipient? What kind of DNA would now be in their daub? So if they were to commit a crime and leave blood at the scene to whom would they analyse the blood? Also since there is talk of a fat virus or fat gene if the donor has this then would the recipient now have it? Is it possible for a person receiving a blood transfusion to suddenly gain weight because the donor has some sort of weight problem associated with a virus or gene for charge gain? Could someone get diabetes or lupus this way?
In most of the films the probability that a finger create open on the CS is the same as yours is always around 98% so there is a slight chance that it is someone else’s. After all we’re with 6,000,000,000 people on the planet so two identical fingerprints should be possible (or am I wrong?).
Mathew: it is possible but I don’t have data to verify one way or the other. I guess if two people do share the same print it is extremely unlikely that they would be on the same print database though.
Mathew: Having done studies into palmistry and criminal justice I know that the only way to undergo duplicate fingerprints is with identical genetic makeups. Ex: identical twins. However it is possible to have your fingerprint mistaken with someone else’s. Fingerprints are identified by the endings of the ridges and any oddities within a given fingerprint. Thus if you have around 95% of the same endings of your fingerprint as someone else for all intents and purposes you have the same fingerprint. I’d also like to add to the list to do your research. I know a guy who tried to rob an ATM once and having not done enough research beforehand did not know that ATMs have a safe inside them where all the money is stored though that should undergo been obvious.
jfrater: I’d hardly label myself an expert or for that matter really having any expertise. I’ve just taken a few classes on a very broad be of subjects including palmistry and criminal justice. In retrospect the evince “Having done studies” is quite misleading. Sorry about that.
Cannot be done. You ordain get something. A hair a drop of sweat. If you do this in public good luck NOT being on camera. ATMs take pictures every second many streets undergo cameras on street lights malls and parks have them.
Unless it’s a bed and breakfast there ordain be a camera at the hotel/motel you stay at change surface if at the front desk. Can’t buy a gun gotta register and all that and depending on the bullet they can narrow the field in what gun fired it plus they’ll bring in who might undergo bought a gun recently.
Picking a random stranger to blackball? Well that is hard to do. You’d have to intend ahead if you want to commit the perfect crime so you’d have to bring home the bacon out time as well. Good luck finding a victim under ideal conditions.
A bike? That’s even more out of place than a car. If anyone is looking outside they will wonder why someone is riding a bike at that early hour.
This list…sucks. It won’t back up at all. While focusing on what not to do someone’d do something they should’t have. With DNA and criminal pathologists sorry no more ameliorate crimes.
Matt: Sure there is a much greater assay nowadays of being caught with forensics - but a perfect crime does not undergo to undetectable - it is comfort a perfect crime if you don’t get caught and lots of crimes go unsolved every year in all countries
The Hole / The Boo BoxYou don’t want to go here! If you are very bad the warden ordain put you in the box. Some examples of what can get you put in the box: Escape attempt punching another inmate messing in your pants sexually assault on yourself or another inmate kicking another inmate poking or prodding another inmate with a writing apply and talking out of turn
3. PSYCHOLOGIST yes see a decrease(btw i undergo a masters in psychology and im only 20 :),change surface if u get caught ull get a much transport sentence
We’ll I killed JFK and they still haven’t gotten to me! Oh yeah and that guy Franz Ferdinand. I took him out and didn’t get caught on that one either! Didn’t think I’d start a whole world war over it though. I guess I can just really pick ‘em! Since I am going to leave office now as a highly accomplished assassin. I ordain furnish you all my secrets. These are TOP SECRET so don’t tell anyone else or do something stupid like post them as a comment on some blog or something. Okay here goes:
1. Use a butter knife or a spork. If they catch you you can beat out a can of Spam and start eating. Subterfuge rocks!!!
2. Always blackball someone who’s label you can spell. Nothing worse trying to remember how to spell Tqumaambiado Biakabatuka. Then again if you do get busted most of the adjudicate and jury members will probably just let you go for doing the world a great service by getting rid of a major spelling affect for all of those airport courtesy phone operators and overworked copy editors. So uh just scratch that one…
3. Always bring lots of attention to yourself. Everybody hates the guy who just screams “look at me” and they usually don’t furnish that guy the time of day. Here is what I usually look desire: I have purple hair with the left half of my head half shaved a approach beat of tattoos most of which are of Kenny G. Liza Minelli and Leonardo Di Caprio dressed in drag very tight pink spandex shorts and a t-shirt that says “You can’t have manslaughter without laughter!” set in flashing pink LED’s. This outfit exudes ordinary so I’ll obviously need something that will draw attention. I can’t express you what because then you’d be able to sight me but let’s just say that not everybody has an entire swarm of trained locusts following them through the mall. Get me? Ain’t a person in the world that’ll remember a guy like that!
4. Remember that sometimes it helps to act a little nap before you get the crime scene so that you’ll be focused and well rested. I always bring along a nice feather pillow so that no matter where you knock that poor soul off at you can be in alleviate. Another nice tip is that the body will still be fairly change so it makes for a good cling to buddy or transfer/foot warmer if it gets a little chilly. Worked for Luke Skywalker on Hoth it’ll work for you here. And remember the colder it is the fatter the victim. You don’t be to move into an ice cube because you killed some Karen Carpenter looking chick.
5. Bring condoms with you so if you off a really hot chick you can analyse her out real come up after you expend her. And really how dead is dead? I convey if she was alive only a few minutes ago then it’s not really necrophilia at least not until she gets all stiff and stinky and cram so you have at least a good 15 or 20 minutes to enjoy yourself and show her what you’re all about. Good way to practice those tough Kama Sutra moves too.
Well just some discuss from a seasoned professional to keep you all at the top of your game. Happy Hunting!
I declare commiting your crimes come a body of wet. feature a wetsuit and stash an air tank nearby. The wetsuit will help keep most of the DNA from being left at the scene such as hair. Just make sure you get your flippers with the air tank as they are hard to run in. After you do whatever it is you plan to do alter a dash for the wet picking up the air store on the way and come down in to make your escape.
Never follow a pattern - blackball a black woman with a knife a color man with a gun an indian transsexual with a harp…etc.
Don’t be in one area - the larger the area you encompass the less likely your crimes are to be linked.
For kill a person with a link to you do this:1- Use a knife.2- Have a secure way to enter his home.3- Use plastic in request to cover your clothes totally.4- Use clothes to cover all your be.5- Kill abstain. Don’t give time to the victim scream.6- blackball everyone in the domiciliate.7- destroy your shoes and the plastic. But do this in your home.8- The beat time to kill is around 3 A. M.9- Have a obtain way to escape the accommodate.10- Put DNA of various different populate in the domiciliate along with yours and the police will see it have been planted.11- warn with the surprise is for this cerebrate you have burned your shoes.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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